Absurd as this might be… it is extremely funny

My wife and I were shopping for a new rice cooker when we chanced upon a Fukuda brand….

after reading the manual I told my wife… “heck, I’ll buy it just to have it fixed”

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Wifey: kuha ka ng dyaryo kase natatae na ang dog…(get some newspapers because the dog want’s to take a dump)

Hoop: Bakit naman kailangan ng dyaryo?… (why do we need newspapers?)

Wifey: Gusto niya ata may binabasa habang tumatae…(I think the dog wants to read while taking a dump)

Hoop & Wifey : *hysterical laughter*

We currently have a visitor in the house, a bitch named Medz who’s going to be mated to our pooch… turns out she’s an indoor dog. Hence, is so used to doing her thing on newspapers…

I wonder what force in the universe… could compel a man to drive his car off a cliff… with his wife, his kids, the dog, the cat and a tank load of gas…

Probably the same force that could drive a man to put up an internet cafe in Illustre st… crap!, that place sure has a lot of internet cafe’s… *snicker*