My wife and I were looking at our son as he was sleeping in his crib…

Me: He sure is cute, isn’t he?
Wife: Yes, he sure is.
Me: What happens when the day comes when he comes home and introduces his girlfriend to us?
Wife: Grrrrrrr…
Me: Well you can always say, “Hey, she isn’t the one you brought here last week”

Hehehe

I think you could break a rib watching these….*snicker*

Great Joke I received from our highschool yahoo groups…

After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver,” Would you please take your seat so we can leave?”

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I was in a car with some friends heading to school. A friend of ours was telling a story of how she was once playing in a parked car with her brother when they accidentally released the handbrake of the vehicle. The automobile rolled a considerable distance before stopping on its own. Thank God that nothing untoward happened as a result of that.

What they got though was some severe spanking from both their parents afterwards…

as to which I blurted :

“Oh, So that’s why you look that way right now…” (”ah, kaya pala ganun itsura mo ngayon”)

The entire car burst into laughter and my friend was fuming at me… I spent the rest of the ride trying to placate her *snicker*