Mother’s Jealousy
My wife and I were looking at our son as he was sleeping in his crib…
Me: He sure is cute, isn’t he?
Wife: Yes, he sure is.
Me: What happens when the day comes when he comes home and introduces his girlfriend to us?
Wife: Grrrrrrr…
Me: Well you can always say, “Hey, she isn’t the one you brought here last week”
Hehehe
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