Pregnancy Report 1.0
A friend once remarked that he wanted to throw his wife out a window when she was pregnant because she was just too damn cranky and sensitive… well I can assure you that no wife tossing ever occurred after that statement.
Now of course I can attest that I can relate to him… not that I’m wanting to prove whether pregnant wives are aerodynamic or not… but rather that pregnant women are indeed a sensitive bunch.
3 5 weeks into her pregnancy :
1. She is already very sensitive to odors, I tell you we should turn the whole lot into bomb sniffing wives and drop them off at the airport, because they pick up things we men can’t even smell. With the attack dog disposition to boot *kidding*
2. She has turned into a very light sleeper, any subtle movement or noise will wake her up.
3. Can’t tell if she’s hot or cold… she feels warm that she wants the electric fan on her but insists on sleeping with a blanket because it’s cold *???*
4. She has mutated into a voracious reader…gorging on CNN.com’s news reports and Sun Tzu’s Art of War… I just hope it doesn’t turn her into a war mongering pundit on the 4th month.
5. She’s hungry all the time and afraid to leave home without a bag full of snacks and water…
6. For now her cravings are Milo ala Hoop… Milo is Milo but it just has to be me that has to make the drink… because it tastes good she says… go figure huh?
Well, so far so good. I just hope that there aren’t any cravings for violet colored mango’s in the near future.
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