Last funniest thing for 2005
From abaniko’s blog… I have to note this as the last funniest thing I’ve read for 2005…
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?” The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, “Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
- Thanks, N.
before that it was:
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the forest.
The bear turns to the bunny and asks “Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?” to which the rabbit replied “No, I don’t.”And thus, the bear proceeded to wipe his ass with the rabbit.
from digg
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