Beer Hooliganism…
If my life ended today, it would have been because I did not sell beer to a drunk person…. *snicker*
What an exciting night. 12 AM we stop selling any liquor to guests at the resort we have a concession stand at because of a directive from the owner. That is because in previous times somebody always got drunk and felt that he/she wanted to swim a frikkin mile in the ocean and ended up learning the hard way that alchohol + saltwater + darkness = death by drowning. Everytime somebody dies, the resort has to give a handout to the victim, even though it is covered by insurance the owners don’t like people dying in their property (like who does?).
I pity the life guard who has to stand watch at nightime, some drunken idiot(s) always likes to sneak out into the beach area past curfew when the gates are locked. Davao City even has an ordinance which prevents establishments from selling alchohol by 2AM, so we are way ahead of the benchmark by 2 hours… hehehe.
So to make a long story short, some person’s went amuck, broke some glasses of beer, screamed at me why I wasn’t selling him any beer and why I wasn’t looking at him when he was talking to me (hello?, like your state of mind right now could illicit some very inciteful conversation). To the point of showing me a tatoo telling me that he was part of the Guardians Brotherhood and that I should sell him beer.
Sheesh, just because you are part of some military fraternity you think that we civilians should be subservient to you nor exempt you from resort policy? You are a shame and disgrace to that brotherhood, they should expel you… dumbass…
It was nice also that some guys calmed him down and offerred to pay for the bottle he broke. Saves me from having to call the cops. Damn, just when I got my Palm Pilot out for one of those Kodak moments he decided to walk away. I love having a Palm Zire 71 around… 
I just love the threats/pleadings I’ve heard:
1. ” We won’t come back here anymore ” — Oooo-K, like you said that to us for the past 3 years, See you next year!…
2. ” I’ll tell you to your boss “ — *snicker*
3. ” It’s Ok, I won’t tell the other guys that you sold beer to me “ — uhuh, like I always wanted to be the focal point of a riot.
4. ” Give me a coke *pause*…. *whispers* and a case of beer “ — Wow, you almost slipped that past by me… like you actually thought you could subliminaly influence me?
5. And of course my favorite: ” I’m a member of the Guardians Brotherhood, why are you not selling me any beer?” — Priceless!
Before I end this post, I just want to thank the architect who designed the store with 3/4″ thick steel bar windows… now I know what it was for… *snicker*
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